Total Medals Earned: 177 (From 46 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,600 Points
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/80 points)
Get 10000 or more points
Get 15000 or more points
Get 20000 or more points
Medals Earned: 3/10 (20/95 points)
The fastest route isn't always the best one.
HEY! Watch where you are pointing that thing!
One of these days Alice... straight to the Moon!
I think you missed a step in there somewhere...
LOOK out for PoolSharks.
Whoever dropped that quarter made a HUGE mistake.
Scorpion would be proud.
I wish every lifeguard made his pool as safe as you!
What were you doing?
Duh Dum.... Duh Dum... Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum!
Medals Earned: 2/27 (35/1,110 points)
Do a combo of 6!
Do a combo of 9!
Get exactly 23 dolphins and pull down exactly 9 aircraft in one run!
Do NOT hassle the Hoff!
Do NOT kill the rubber duck!
Pull down all aircraft in one run!
Pull down the DeLorean in under 5:30!
Get a score of over 2500000!
Pull down the Kaman K-MAX in under 4:50!
Kill at least 125 humans in one run!
Crush at least 100 ships in one run!
Get all kites in one run!
Get a score of over 3000000!
Do a combo of 12!
Pull down the HH-43 Huskie in under 4:35!
Pull down the Lockheed L-188 in under 5:40!
Pull down the MQ-9 Reaper in under 6:10!
Pull down the Piasecki H-21 in under 6:45!
Get at least 20 seagulls at Marina Del Rey!
Pull down the Short 330 in under 5:40!
Pull down the Sikorsky S-70 in under 3:30!
Pull down the Sikorsky X-2 in under 6:25!
Pull down the Space Ship One in under 5:30!
Get a score in between 2400000 and 2420000!
Get at least 10 window washers in one run!
Get at least 25 divers, 5 orcas, 10 banana-boats and 10 microlights in one run!
Crush 170 ships in one run without using any Super Jumps!
Medals Earned: 5/8 (130/290 points)
Reach chaos for the first time
Buy the Atomic Bomb
Purchase all of the store upgrades.
Purchase the turret upgrade before the 8th day.
Cause enough chaos to reach the x5 Multiplier
Save up $30,000 in earnings.
Beat the game before reaching the 20th Day
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 11/12 (450/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 6/12 (60/120 points)
Visit Tom on Halloween.
Visit Stamper on Halloween.
Visit JohnnyUtah on Halloween.
Visit Wade on Halloween.
Visit Liljim on Halloween.
Visit Bob on Halloween.
Visit MindChamber on Halloween.
Visit PsychoGoldfish on Halloween.
Visit Mike on Halloween.
Visit Tim on Halloween.
Visit Rob on Halloween.
Visit Luis on Halloween.
Medals Earned: 6/7 (190/290 points)
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Win without taking any damage.
Medals Earned: 6/7 (210/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/210 points)
Get a delightful history lesson.
Become Fireworks Commissioner of New York City.
Edit an early Philip Roth story for The Paris Review.
Get beaten up badly in a sparring match with Sugar Ray Robinson.
Drive a tank in post WWII Italy for the US Army.
Save the galaxy.
Medals Earned: 14/23 (225/540 points)
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
View the game walkthrough.
Hit your first enemy.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
Beat the game without using bombs.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.